I hate slenderman and internet garbage like it just so very much. I had a really bad cold back in December, and ended up watching forty straight hours of Lowtax and Shmorky's Video Game Abominations show on YouTube. Shmorky said something like "be vewy quiet, we'we hunting swendermans", and since I was all fucked up on cough syrup this seemed like a good idea at the time.
Gameplay
- A and D to move left and right
- L to jump
Mario:
- M to fire
Sonic:
- L to attack (while jumping)
Slenderman doesn't really have any real attack, but you can't touch him without being injured (unless you're Sonic and you're attacking). He also doesn't really have any set pattern, he just runs around like an idiot, changing speed and direction and jumping randomly. SCARY!
The music is also random, you'll hear a new track every time.
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System Requirements
Java Runtime Environment SE version 5.0 or laterWindows, Macintosh, or whatever
License
Don't copy this and put it on some other site. A link back to this site would be nice, though. I'll be adding some more useless crap like this soon so be sure to check back every once and a while.Download
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Credits
Sonic is copyright 1990 SEGA Enterprises LtdMario is copyright 1985 Nintendo
Artwork: Me
Programming: Me (All of it, from scratch, because I am insane and game maker is for fags)
Arcade Classic typeface copyright Jakob Fischer
Soundtrack:
"Macarena"Los Del Rios
© 1995 GEERDES Midisystems
"I Like to Move It"
Reel 2 Real
© 1994 Pressel Midiware
"Cotton Eyed Joe"
Rednex
© 1997 Hit Bit
"Get Ready for This"
2 Unlimited
© 1994 Midi Hits
And are used under license. all rights reserved.
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